Prague, Czech Republic - August '03. Group photo at the rad Traveller's Hostel. Ok, the girl on the right, Eli, was half Welsh and had the straightest teeth ever. Never had braces, either. To her left was David, who was an infantry officer in the British armed forces ... he told the funniest jokes ever ... like "Why'd the lobster get thrown outta the pub? Cos he was givin alla this!!! (and wildly waved his hands lobster claw style above his head)". Lachlan to his left was an Aussie teaching English in Prague. Jennie Jo Lee to his left, borrowing my pants. And a troll. Ok, there was something strange about Eli and David. They were travelling with each other, they were both beautiful and funny ... yet they weren't "together". WHAT THE HELL GUYS? YOU'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY.